Seiko SRPG17K1 – The Land Tortoise That Can Outrun Your Ex‘s curses.

Ever looked at your wrist and thought, “I need a watch that looks like it could survive a bear attack and navigate me out of IKEA”? Look no further. This is the Seiko SRPG17K1, affectionately known as the Land Tortoise — because unlike real tortoises, this one doesn’t nap halfway through the adventure.

Features:
• Compass bezel — for when Google Maps betrays you.
• 200m water resistance — in case your hiking trip turns into a swimming lesson.
• Automatic movement — powered by your wrist-flailing anxiety and caffeine shakes.
• Date window at 4:30 — because symmetry is overrated.
• Prospex ‘X’ logo — which stands for “eXactly what you need.”

Condition:
• Worn gently, like a tuxedo at a casual wedding.
• Keeps time better than your boss.
• Comes with good vibes, original box and user manual literature for evening reads.

Buy this watch. Be bold. Be adventurous. Or just sit on the couch looking rugged while watching Netflix. Either way, you'll look like you could survive in the wild, even if you’re just surviving Monday.